Wedding Opening Prayer
Jokes about Children?
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…”And lead us not into temptation”, she prayed, “but deliver us some e-mail, Amen.”
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the bride wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boys thinks about this, and then says, “Well then why is the groom wearing black…”
Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: ‘When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.’
Star if funny.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another excellent pair of jokes Mysterious.!!!
Still smiling – 10/10.!!!
Wedding Prayer by Glenn Kaiser
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